Simp Chat Meg Turney - The Quest for Content: The Search for Butthole

lordbipbop

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Original content shot in 2024

Jan - nothing
Feb - nothing

March 15th - as she called it 'late night booby snack'. Mini set, one of her worst ever.
March 20th - Maiden Set (no pussy shots non-nude set)
March 29th - out of shower candid (likely took 5minutes of her time)

April 5th - On My Knees set 'accidental asshole'
April 27th - Hammer set (mislead about licking a fucking hammer handle 'clean')

Conclusion, she is one lazy fucker so far this year. The other sets she released around her birthday were all taken in 2023, some over a year ago.

I'm still waiting for her to just stop posting those 100 days in a row DDR videos soon, she'll blame anxiety. Didn't someone also say in one video recently, her mid 'exercise' beverage was a fucking root beer??hahahah I mean that's classic Meg.
 
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Someone suggesting to Meg that she throw on some sneakers and drink water while she exercises.
 

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I'm looking at the pictures for that set and man she has to vary that shit up because so much of it is variations of like 2-3 poses. It begs the question: Are the videos the primary product she's selling or the photos?

The videos give you just enough in a way too short duration but the photos feel like she's doing the bare minimum most of the time. I'd argue she kind of sucks at cosplay because her posing is mostly independent of whoever she's dressing up as.
 

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But the videos kind of suck too where she's not committing much to the list of featured points within them. There's very brief, isolated parts of these videos that are nice but they've followed the exact same template for years without the promise of anything new or some kind of progression.

She's nude, topless, and doing doggy style poses but it's actually kind of boring. That style of video just squeezes out any kind of sustained sexiness and she simply doesn't make other types of content anymore. She could at the very least do what Jessica Nigri does in her latest video and up the length a bit so they don't feel like such a cocktease.
 
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haha it's starting, she's regretting her challenge to do 100 days.
This is her way of stopping it but pretending she still does it!

So she pretty much lasted for about what, 10 days!? Way to go Meg! now reward your hard work with a Burger King

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If she really had any OF intent left she could have easily turned this into an OF series, 100 posts in 100 days or the less intense once a week compilation post of her exercise that week! Just a small vid each time ..very very cheap, of her doing the exercise naked or in a variety of different clothing/lingerie.
Would have been great for engagement with her subs but of course, would have involved doing some work.
 
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Orange8920

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Is there a reason why she posted a random Call of Duty Twitch clip on her sexy OnlyFans channel? Like why not let people know what's up content wise instead? The most notable things she did in April outside the two content posts were that and getting over $400 in tips just from posting a photo.
 

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Starting to think she might actually be winding down her OF right now as we speak.

She has ended most engagement with her OF subs, isn't commenting, is barely posting, isn't even posting preview photos of anything upcoming, rarely if ever posts random candid shots to say hi, has only posted 5 original sets this year so far...in 5 months, and is seemingly only focusing on Twitch, Instagram DDR vids and TikTok.

The end game might actually be now.
 

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She peaked in 2021 and gradually lessened her interest in OnlyFans. She's gone further since that year in now being fully nude but it doesn't hit like it should because that full nudity is almost exclusive to cosplay shoots. I don't think she's retired or anything but it's a frustrating experience how little some of these months produce and how she's not even trying to experiment anymore.

That tracking camera for that December try-on was something new but it's May and we haven't seen it since because she only does like 3 try-ons a year if you're lucky. The momentum in keeping people interested and engaged has come to a screeching halt because she doesn't actually have to hustle like that and is rich.
 
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I could literally careless either way, no skin in the game (literally and figuratively). She could be done and I really don't care. Just gets monotonous when the same people keep saying the same thing over and over for more than a year like they are Miss Cleo and predicting the future, to then always be wrong. But hey keep talking in the mirror, someone will listen.