That reminds me of the old school Milf Hunter videos. Dude looked twice as old as the women he was banging.
Decided to check out one facial from them and, holy fuck it looked faker than the BD cum some girls use
I do agree with you however majority of recent creampies especially the ones on onlyfans are fake, unfortunately.
I get creampies are supposed to be "intimate" and all and some gals hate getting jizz over their faces but then again what's wrong with a good ol' bodyshot? On her ass, titties or heck even the abdomen area.
I'm almost positive this take is because decades of porn have irreparably damaged my brain, but aside from "ass" men, I always feel like a potshots on an ass(or stomach) is the result of indecision and getting caught up in the moment.
There are two wolves inside each of us... one wanting to throw caution to the wind and stay inside, and the other wants to paint your girls face.... and you can't feed them both lol.
It's a battle as old as time.
Just bad camera work. Some perspectives really sell the nature beauty of some of the ladies and some videos have incredible camera angels and work, while others do not even though the production value is there. They just don't seem to have the artistic eye for what's compelling to watch. Also really bad edits and cuts that interrupt the flow of the action.
Like mans pounding a lady in one position, and with 2-3 seconds they are in a completely different position. I'd say most times the best videos has nearly no cuts or edits, just good flow
Like mans pounding a lady in one position, and with 2-3 seconds they are in a completely different position. I'd say most times the best videos has nearly no cuts or edits, just good flow
I cant speak to onlyfans as I don't really engage with that content, I prefer the professionally filmed stuff. Live content is always going to be a bit of a lottery cumshot wise, I imagine a lot of the best cumshots in 'professionally 'filmed porn aren't the first take.
Faked creampies and faked cumshots in general are a real turnoff for me.
Creampies can be a tricky proposition. I think all us home viewers want to see the cumshot at the end of the scene (its not called the money shot for nothing). The cum must be seen, theres nothing worse in a creampie scene than the guy boasting how big a load he has shot up in the girl only for a pitiful amount if any dribbling out.
For a female personal/professional take on creampies I defer to the always illuminating Tiffany Tyler (see clip below).
For a fine example of a 'cinematically' satisfying creampie hit up 23.30 on the following scene (that girl Tiffany Tyler again).
Somewhat related to this, I think almost every scene would benefit from showing off the girl in the beginning.
I hate when they just plop the girl on some couch and immediately rip the clothes off her. So fucking boring and doesnt build the mood.
Some of the best scenes start out with a great montage of the girl, letting her show off to the camera. Say what you want about Manuel Ferrara but he understands this. Justin Slayer back in the day too.
Like if you notice most of these girls fucking love dressing up, getting makeup done and then showing off to the camera while walking around whatever location they're filming.
Its not fucking rocket science, all you need is somewhat competent camera guy following the girl around. After showing them off and getting them going, thats when the male talent goes in.
Well said. Couldn't agree more. Pacing and build up are critical to a great scene. I like it when the director off camera pervs over the girl before the action starts telling them how hot they are and asking how dirty they are going to be in the action to come. Juan Cuba and Jules Jordan were particularly good in this regard.
It also really annoys me when people upload scenes with the original opening cut out just to get straight to the action. Leave the scene in its original form and people can always skip past the opening straight to the action if they want.
Yes!
Look, if you want to have a great scene you need to get the girl comfortable and get her into it for real. Not this fake only for the money shit.
I can make a long list right now of how these idiot producers absolutely destroy any chance of that ever happening. Look at NaughtyAmerica and Brazzers for the worst examples of this, they completely kill every emotion.
These girls love to get worshipped with the camera, so thats what you gotta do. And its easy, you don't even need to instruct them much, they already spent hundreds of hours looking in the mirror doing poses at home. They dont need to be able to dance or twerk or stuff like that, that's missing the point. I mean if that's what they like to do they can do it, but really all you need to do is just tell them to walk around, lean against stuff, show off and touch themselves and they will fucking love it.
You don't even need an expensive location, it can even be done just on a bed.
There is of course more to it, like dont have a whole freaking production crew in the room staring. You just need the girl and the camera guy. Maybe the male talent can be present too, but not more than that.
And get as much equipment out of the way as possible, if possible just use natural lighting so she feels comfortable and doesn't get blinded and distracted by the equipment.
Take a look at this video to see a very simple and basic example of doing it right:
See, it doesn't take much, it's not freaking rocket science! Why do these moron producers not understand it?
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Those eastern milfs looks like human cigarettes and the guys look so uncomfortable they cant barely get an erection lol
I usually watch the ones like Bettie Bondage, Kelly Payne, Sasha Curves etc.
Just a regular milf and a dildo
Thank god someone said it. There are some absolute gems out there like Sibyl or Liya Silver, but many of them just look terrible. When COVID shut porn production down for a bit, the only new stuff coming out was from the Eastern Bloc and it was a dark time.
VRPorn Quality - I have been into VR porn and a massive pet peeve is how terrible so many scenes are. You can get content from those aggregated sites, like SexLikeReal or PornVR. It's like panning for gold to find good stuff among the sea of bad. Thankfully StasyQ has been consistency solid, despite totally disagreeing with my previous take on Eastern European women, because they tend to find only the hot ones.
Lighting - Maybe I'm a total weirdo (I mean, I am...), but do the British NOT know how to produce quality content? They have some hot women, but the lighting is always super bright. They would benefit from taking a page out of StasyQ's book on moody lighting. The OnlyTease stuff would be amazing if it had the StasyQ production quality.
LMAO it's insane, I bet the cap is to hide the guy's receding hairlline
I hate the ad libbed chatter in a gangbang scene. There will be three guys standing around with nothing to do so they are all trying to crack jokes, talking over each other and repeating jokes because they think no one heard it the first time.
I know I am being picky, especially when a very large percentage of those who provide content are not "all there"(not all of them, just a large percentage) but I HATE PLASTIC.
So many good looking, natural women fucking up their looks with fake boobs, lip injections, bad plastic surgery and terrible tattoos. I can understand that tattoos are sometimes like artistic expression but it seems about 90% of them I see these days are done by preschoolers with an ink gun and like Pringles, it seems that once you pop, you can't stop. Taking what should be a nice canvas of white, tan, brown or black and covering it up with trash art from head to toe. A single sleeve or thigh, done by a true artist, that is one thing and even if I'd rather see them without any tats, I can still find that sexy.
Really, if some of these lasses would stick with their natural tits, keep themselves in shape and tat free, be honest about their content, plus sell for a reasonable price, I bet they could make a bigger fortune than all the plastic, graffitied clones out there currently.
So many good looking, natural women fucking up their looks with fake boobs, lip injections, bad plastic surgery and terrible tattoos. I can understand that tattoos are sometimes like artistic expression but it seems about 90% of them I see these days are done by preschoolers with an ink gun and like Pringles, it seems that once you pop, you can't stop. Taking what should be a nice canvas of white, tan, brown or black and covering it up with trash art from head to toe. A single sleeve or thigh, done by a true artist, that is one thing and even if I'd rather see them without any tats, I can still find that sexy.
Really, if some of these lasses would stick with their natural tits, keep themselves in shape and tat free, be honest about their content, plus sell for a reasonable price, I bet they could make a bigger fortune than all the plastic, graffitied clones out there currently.
💯Its their body their choice but I really don't get why so many beautiful girls with fantastic natural bodies go down the surgical 'augmentation route'.
There are so many pornstars that I refuse to cllect their content post surgery - Lela Star, Rebeca Linares, Micah Moore and Delilah Strong being prime examples.
Agree also with the tattoos which I assume is a generational thing. Excessive tattoos on the male performers fucking the girls is also off putting let alone the girls themselves.
i agree 100% bro, specially since fake tits suck in real life, is a real deal breaker for me, it feels and looks terrible
This is exactly why I stopped caring about Kira Noir's content after she got her boobs done despite how great they look now.
It's the insecure need to compete. They grew their initial following by being who they are. It got them the attention of bigger companies. These women were either told to change or they looked at other women at the top and determine they've got to look like them too. Maybe you're popular in the first place because you don't look like a porn star? If you look at social media many popular Influencers who don't do porn all look as fake as porn stars. I can see getting implants if you've had a flat chest all your life. Some clothes look better if got something on top. It will help get swim suit modeling gigs. But they'll go for a size that's too big for their body frame.
Related to this is the drastic change. Nobody should expect them to look like they did 10 years ago. But you should look like the natural progression. That California beach blond you once dated in college got involved with the wrong crowd. Went to prison for dealing drugs. While inside they become born again with the Gothic Body Builders of Jesus.