Simp Chat Meg Turney - The Quest for Content: The Search for Butthole
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Thicc Meg is the best Meg 🤷🏻♂️
Good video, fine pictures. Firmly in the lewd territory, but no one should be expecting her to do this to a dildo/etc at this point. It's what you come to expect from a Meg set release.
S/O the leakers for still doing this shit and pumping in the cash.
S/O the leakers for still doing this shit and pumping in the cash.
She was trying so hard to grow out her pubes when she could have just transplanted them from her asshole.
Wish she would in literally any picture from behind like arch her back. That would 100% give you a good look at her dirty hairy asshole. Stick that hammer handle up there ya bitch
Seems the topic has passed by at this point but I have her getting somewhere around 50-60.
It's obvious she's in quite the calorie surplus regardless of what exercises she's doing so I doubt she's actually dieting. Given she can still pig out and continue to inflate her big belly, I think the only thing stopping her is the mundanity of 100 days.
It's obvious she's in quite the calorie surplus regardless of what exercises she's doing so I doubt she's actually dieting. Given she can still pig out and continue to inflate her big belly, I think the only thing stopping her is the mundanity of 100 days.
When she mentioned tongue and mouth, was hoping we'd get something new like an ahegao etc.
Still a fine set though, if anything there's just nothing too exciting.
Still a fine set though, if anything there's just nothing too exciting.
I feel like I’ve seen the pics and video to that set 50 times before. Her dancing videos on Instagram are sexier which is pretty crazy
OK, now, y'all can't tell me, that set wasn't good, unless you just want something to complain about.
I'm happy with the licking and the 'Hey guys look, let's pretend this is a skinny black cock' thing that she went for. The photos and posing were boring and well, normal.
At this point though if she's licking and wanking off a hammer handle, just fucking do it with a dildo for fucks sake. We all know you're pretending it's a cock so just cut this shit and at least tease a dildo.
She says exactly what to expect and it’s not there. That’s why I called it misleading.
I never once said that I expected anything different, I’m far from upset that the free content I looked at for 30 seconds isn’t what I “expected”.
I’m simply commenting on her language in the post and how much of a lowkey scammer she’s quickly turning into. Expect her to start reselling old sets again soon.
'I was making sure the handle of this hammer was licked clean if you know what I mean!'
It's definitely misleading, and not a single photo included in the set doing that. So it's clear she over hyped it, however, it's nowhere near the asshole gate incident charging 75 for the lie.
A bigger lie existing doesn’t make this lie any smaller.
Why is the video so lifeless and drained of color and contrast, compared to the pictures? Did she forget to color correct it?
Lower contrast = less fat rolls
I've seen this set and accompanying video what feels like 100 times at this point, just with different outfits. I can't get into it when she stays within the same poses for everything.
She's capable of making hot content but the cosplay production is incredibly wack and actually undersells what she's wearing/doing because there's this fashion model sheen to it.
She meticulously airbrushes the shit out of her photos. Every little crease, wrinkle, blemish, stretch mark and age line is removed or smoothed over.
We know that’s the case because she’s occasionally released unedited content and the difference is stark.
With videos, she essentially uses Snapchat filters. There are several that slim you out and smooth your skin. However most of those filters work by simply removing detail and quality from the video image, including color and contrast at times.
She released a video a few months ago where the filter glitched as she leaned towards the camera and it exposed a lot of fake slimming that was going on.
Dear Meg,
Nobody wants 12 seconds of footage of you licking a duct taped hockey stick with shitty music in the background. We want three minutes of a static, uncut shot, side profile, while you plunge that thing in and out of your gullet while you drool and spit on yourself, with the raw audio so we can hear how much you're struggling with it and the life choice that led you to that moment.
-Sincerely, your biggestregard fan
Nobody wants 12 seconds of footage of you licking a duct taped hockey stick with shitty music in the background. We want three minutes of a static, uncut shot, side profile, while you plunge that thing in and out of your gullet while you drool and spit on yourself, with the raw audio so we can hear how much you're struggling with it and the life choice that led you to that moment.
-Sincerely, your biggest
I sincerely want her content to be more varied and interesting than it is but it's kind of hit a dead end of boring monotony where I can count on one hand the stuff I'll actually go back to in a given year. The cosplay shoots are straight up filler now, even more so when she's been holding on to some of them for a while so they're not even new.